Doctor, you know, sex is the most difficult thing to conquer. Everything else is easy. Tell me some method of overcoming sex.
Honoré Daumier's painting of Scapin the Schemer - Public Domain |
"Excellent, you have overcome everything: your habit of boasting, your gluttony, your polite lying and back biting, talking ill of others, inordinate ambition to become rich, becoming Chairman of the Corporation, and now becoming a certified Yogi and so on! Only sex is your difficulty. What you require is a monument not medical advice!"
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